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Steven Universe ([personal profile] tigermillionaire) wrote2015-04-16 10:16 pm

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<ARCHIMICARUS> hi this is STEVEN UNIVERSE'S channel
<ARCHIMICARUS> if you dont kno where i am i probibly went to the forest....
<ARCHIMICARUS> i'll come back soon!!!
foolishwren: there's some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head (so i went to Mad At You Island and. um)

<homingpigeon> 9/30

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-09-30 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
hey

steven?


this is heather,thatbird that youve met a couple times

black w/ red shoulders

wedont know each other that well or anything but the last time i saw u it seemed like u were in p bad shape so i guess i just wanted to make sure u were ok
foolishwren: ........................ shia lebouf (out of the corner of ur eye u spot him..)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-01 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
yea hey!



so um...

do u remember the last time we ran in2 each other?? on that fire escape??

u were pretty freaked out
foolishwren: but i think you should probably check your house for carbon monoxide (PLEASE don't take this the wrong way)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-03 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
oh

ok


u dont need to apologize i could tell smth was up


[Like she'd ever blame a kid like Steven for being a little off-kilter in this place.]

u got home safe tho rite

i saw ur friends postin about lookin 4 u
foolishwren: I SPILLED. ALL OVER MY CAR. BEES ARE. INSIDE OF MY CAR THEY COULD KILL ME. I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES (MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL TE BEES 2 MY CAR)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-03 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
what?

no i stayed in all week i wasnt feelin good


were u there?? what happened????
foolishwren: *i fucking fling it back twice as hard* (bartender slides my drink across the bar)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-03 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT?

wh at the hell is with this place and hurtign little boys what the fu


s
ugh sorry look im


who hurt u????


[SHE BARELY EVEN KNOWS THIS CHILD BUT 3/4 OF THE TIMES SHE'S INTERACTED WITH HIM HAVE INVOLVED SOMEONE HURTING HIM AND SHE IS U P S E T ABOUT IT]
foolishwren: 1. You'd be the attractive one. 2. Please (Two Reasons to date me:)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-03 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
im so sorry

people r horrible

god

just horrible

im sorry that happened to u
foolishwren: but had to make a lot of substitutions in the recipe (i;m like if you made a girl)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
i dont know much about nymph stuff


but dont plants listen to u guys??
foolishwren: imagine how -I- feel (if you're wondering wtf is wrong with me)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
jeez

were there other nymphs there???
foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
w

i didnt figure it WAS i mean its henry!!

but

what happened??
foolishwren: sorry ambulances but you just have to start playing "move bitch get out the way" by ludacris now (yo i am SICK of sirens theyre BANNED)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
oh man...........


ill talk 2 him


did he hit u hard??
foolishwren: sorry ambulances but you just have to start playing "move bitch get out the way" by ludacris now (yo i am SICK of sirens theyre BANNED)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
i wont, i promise

or ill try not to

im not real good at avoiding making ppl feel bad

but ill try
foolishwren: Samael: welcome to my twisted mind (Me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
we came from the same place, before here

we didnt kno each other back there but we still understand each other better than most

<homingpigeon>

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