tigermillionaire: (bad grrl)
Steven Universe ([personal profile] tigermillionaire) wrote2015-04-16 10:16 pm

PRIVATE CHANNEL: ARCHIMICARUS

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, ARCHIMICARUS.

FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 018.07.123.44

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<ARCHIMICARUS> hi this is STEVEN UNIVERSE'S channel
<ARCHIMICARUS> if you dont kno where i am i probibly went to the forest....
<ARCHIMICARUS> i'll come back soon!!!
foolishwren: *i fucking fling it back twice as hard* (bartender slides my drink across the bar)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-03 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT?

wh at the hell is with this place and hurtign little boys what the fu


s
ugh sorry look im


who hurt u????


[SHE BARELY EVEN KNOWS THIS CHILD BUT 3/4 OF THE TIMES SHE'S INTERACTED WITH HIM HAVE INVOLVED SOMEONE HURTING HIM AND SHE IS U P S E T ABOUT IT]
foolishwren: 1. You'd be the attractive one. 2. Please (Two Reasons to date me:)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-03 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
im so sorry

people r horrible

god

just horrible

im sorry that happened to u
foolishwren: but had to make a lot of substitutions in the recipe (i;m like if you made a girl)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
i dont know much about nymph stuff


but dont plants listen to u guys??
foolishwren: imagine how -I- feel (if you're wondering wtf is wrong with me)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
jeez

were there other nymphs there???
foolishwren: ¿En esta economía?! (TRES leches???)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT?!
foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
w

i didnt figure it WAS i mean its henry!!

but

what happened??
foolishwren: sorry ambulances but you just have to start playing "move bitch get out the way" by ludacris now (yo i am SICK of sirens theyre BANNED)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
oh man...........


ill talk 2 him


did he hit u hard??
foolishwren: sorry ambulances but you just have to start playing "move bitch get out the way" by ludacris now (yo i am SICK of sirens theyre BANNED)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
i wont, i promise

or ill try not to

im not real good at avoiding making ppl feel bad

but ill try
foolishwren: Samael: welcome to my twisted mind (Me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
we came from the same place, before here

we didnt kno each other back there but we still understand each other better than most
foolishwren: no one puts the 'Sam' in 'Good Samaritan' like the spawn of Samael, right? (aw it was nothin'...)

<homingpigeon>

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-10-04 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's not sure she'd use the word 'cool' to describe Henry, BUT SHE GETS WHERE STEVEN IS COMING FROM.]

hehe yea hes a good guy

b4 him i didnt know if anybody from home had ever seen the sorta things id seen

so meeting him was a big deal
reluctantreceiver: (this little light of mine)

Some Nebulous Time Before The Mountain Event

[personal profile] reluctantreceiver 2015-10-08 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Steven are you there?
reluctantreceiver: (strangers)

[personal profile] reluctantreceiver 2015-10-08 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
how are you sprout? i found something for you in the shops today that I think you might like.
reluctantreceiver: (memories)

[personal profile] reluctantreceiver 2015-10-08 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
its a surprise

i'll bring it by in a little while


[ONE LITTLE WHILE LATER a knock comes at the door before Henry shyly lets himself in. He knows he's always welcome at his brother's house and he doesn't want Steven himself to try and get up to answer...but it still feels strange just coming on inside.]

Hey, sprout.

[In his hands is a broad, flat cardboard box not unlike a pizza box.]

It's no fun being sick or hurt, so I brought you something to help pass the time.

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