PRIVATE CHANNEL: ARCHIMICARUS

[tigermillionaire]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, ARCHIMICARUS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 018.07.123.44 *** ARCHIMICARUS has joined 018.07.123.44 <ARCHIMICARUS> hi this is STEVEN UNIVERSE'S channel <ARCHIMICARUS> if you dont kno where i am i probibly went to the forest.... <ARCHIMICARUS> i'll come back soon!!!

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[reluctantreceiver]

_{[It pains him to see such a happy, bouncy kid feel so bad, but that thumping tail gets him to smile. He's still Steven!]}

Even better.

_{[Henry sits down and slides the box forward. On the cover is a Rockwell-esque painting of a wheelbarrow with puppies and decoy ducks in it along with a big number one hundred.]}

[tigermillionaire]

[His eyes sparkle even before he manages to figure out what it is.]

It's a puppy! Puppies...

[He laughs.]

One hundred puppies...?

[He swears he normally knows what a puzzle looks like.]

[reluctantreceiver]

_{[Henry's mossy brows peak with worry as he extends a vine to feel the boy's forehead.]}

No, Steven...it's one hundred pieces.

[tigermillionaire]

[Steven's body temperature is usually just a little bit higher than room temperature, and now...it's maybe a bit higher than that? It's hard to tell what a part plant part mammal is supposed to feel like, when sick. Steven definitely seems off, though, slurring his words with more than exhaustion.]

Oh...

[He spends way too long thinking, but why would you want 100 pieces of puppies, but gradually it clicks together.]

OH...and you...puzzle pieces!

[reluctantreceiver]

_{[He just pats Steven's face with the vine before helping him take the lid off and dumping the pieces onto the floor. Luckily, this is a NEW puzzle and not one from a second hand shop. All one hundred puppies are there.]}

It's been forever since I've done one of these. Do you need anything before we start?

[tigermillionaire]

[All one hundred puppies.

One of Steven's feet slips down out of his blanket, his roots curling around the edge of an empty punch bowl sitting on the floor. He's been using it to water himself through the feet for most of the day and he's all out.]

Can I have water? I drank it.

[reluctantreceiver]

Of course.

_{[He makes quick work of fetching Steven a new...soak bowl. He can't blame the kid for not wanting to use his mouth if he's been feeling so icky.]}

What do you think? Should we build the edges first? Or be a littl crazy and start with the middle?

[tigermillionaire]

[He actually really likes drinking water through his feet, even when he's not sick - but during this period of weakness, it's been a real life save. Like being on an IV but without the scary needles and doctor stuff! Wow.

Steven shuffles over and eagerly sticks one of his feet into the punch bowl, his roots spreading around the base of the bowl. Then he pauses to look at the puzzle, his tongue popping out thoughtfully.]

I wanna...make their faces.

[He curls up next to the pile of pieces and starts fumbling around for things that look like puppies.]

That's the best part.

[reluctantreceiver]

Okay, let's do it.

_{[He starts sifting through the pieces carefully, taking his time to turn each puzzle piece right side up so that they can find all the eyes and noses they need.]}

I think I found part of the spotted dog.

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[waterwings]

[she's not yet back in bavan but-]

steven steven!!!

;P

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[tigermillionaire]

hahahahahah lapis lapis!!!

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[waterwings]

pffffbt!!

;P

are yuo feeling better?

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[tigermillionaire]

pfbfbfbfffft XO

im ok
i think most of the cuts are gone now im just all pooped out

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[tigermillionaire]

lik e magic stuff???

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[waterwings]

fbpttttfpft!!

hehehhhe poop
ill be back soon!!! oh i have
a big surprise for u too!!!

u wont beleive it

[tigermillionaire]

I have a nose!

[He holds up a piece triumphantly. It's probably a nose anyway. He laughs and puts a hand over his face.]

On my face, too. I have two noses but only one is a dog.

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[tigermillionaire]

did u know thta leaves are tree poop

!!!!!!!!!!!
a surprise
what kind??

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[waterwings]

really?
trees sure do poop a lot

its a surprise!
kinda good one
could b worse but i think u might like it

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[tigermillionaire]

i will probibly like it
i like kinda good things

but YEAH i mean only the dead ones
becuz its how hte trees get rid of the bad stuff in them which is also what poop is for (i dont kno if anyone told you that)
like left over junk
so when they turn brown and fall off they take that stuff with them!!!

its rly eficient and they dont even smell or make styff dirty
so proud of trees

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[waterwings]

heheheheh

oh
i wish i poopped like trees
that soudnds so much nicer
and prettier 2

are flowers like that 2?

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[tigermillionaire]

no i think they are lik....
so bees and stuff like them better
for polenating
and making fruit with seeds for new trees
flowers make fruits sometimes

i kind of poop like trees but only if i dont eat solid food!!
cheesburgyers carry a heavy cost these days

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[waterwings]

bees are th e black an yellow fuzzy things right
that sounds cool
can your flowers make fruit?

oh
that is an idea

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[tigermillionaire]

yeah!!!
bees are cute but they also kind of freak me out hahaha :S
becuas they rly like my hair and stuff

some of them do!!!
i meake strawberries and cherries and
roses make rosehips that are KIND of like fruit but they arnt very good for eating on ther own.......
but u can put them in tea and thats what i do!!

but umm
whats an idea??? pooping or not pooping???

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[waterwings]

awww hehehe
bee hair! ;P
beeven
besteven
hmmmm

ive never had rosehip tea
or even tea
whats tea?

well i kinda learned i dont
need to eat food
weird huh?

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[tigermillionaire]

i like besteven because then its like BEST steven
but i guess i dont kno any other stevens so maybe thats redundant.......

tea is wen you put dry plants and fruit and stuff in hot water and let it soak until the water gets the flavors
and then you drink it before it cools down!!

ohhhh....
yeah that make sense....it happens for some kinds of monsters
just be carful ok caus um
its harder to manager som eof that stuff :S