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tigermillionaire) wrote2015-04-16 10:16 pm
tigermillionaire) wrote2015-04-16 10:16 pm
PRIVATE CHANNEL: ARCHIMICARUS
WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, ARCHIMICARUS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 018.07.123.44 *** ARCHIMICARUS has joined 018.07.123.44 <ARCHIMICARUS> hi this is STEVEN UNIVERSE'S channel <ARCHIMICARUS> if you dont kno where i am i probibly went to the forest.... <ARCHIMICARUS> i'll come back soon!!! | ||||
<ARCHIMICARUS>
im ok
i think most of the cuts are gone now im just all pooped out
<waterudoing>
hehehhhe poop
ill be back soon!!! oh i have
a big surprise for u too!!!
u wont beleive it
<ARCHIMICARUS>
!!!!!!!!!!!
a surprise
what kind??
<waterudoing>
trees sure do poop a lot
its a surprise!
kinda good one
could b worse but i think u might like it
<ARCHIMICARUS>
i like kinda good things
but YEAH i mean only the dead ones
becuz its how hte trees get rid of the bad stuff in them which is also what poop is for (i dont kno if anyone told you that)
like left over junk
so when they turn brown and fall off they take that stuff with them!!!
its rly eficient and they dont even smell or make styff dirty
so proud of trees
<waterudoing>
oh
i wish i poopped like trees
that soudnds so much nicer
and prettier 2
are flowers like that 2?
<ARCHIMICARUS>
so bees and stuff like them better
for polenating
and making fruit with seeds for new trees
flowers make fruits sometimes
i kind of poop like trees but only if i dont eat solid food!!
cheesburgyers carry a heavy cost these days
<waterudoing>
that sounds cool
can your flowers make fruit?
oh
that is an idea
<ARCHIMICARUS>
bees are cute but they also kind of freak me out hahaha :S
becuas they rly like my hair and stuff
some of them do!!!
i meake strawberries and cherries and
roses make rosehips that are KIND of like fruit but they arnt very good for eating on ther own.......
but u can put them in tea and thats what i do!!
but umm
whats an idea??? pooping or not pooping???
<waterudoing>
bee hair! ;P
beeven
besteven
hmmmm
ive never had rosehip tea
or even tea
whats tea?
well i kinda learned i dont
need to eat food
weird huh?
<ARCHIMICARUS>
but i guess i dont kno any other stevens so maybe thats redundant.......
tea is wen you put dry plants and fruit and stuff in hot water and let it soak until the water gets the flavors
and then you drink it before it cools down!!
ohhhh....
yeah that make sense....it happens for some kinds of monsters
just be carful ok caus um
its harder to manager som eof that stuff :S
<waterudoing>
the besteven!!!
oh that sounds nice
maybe ill try that one dya
dont worry ok steven?
ill b fine!
i think it lasts longer 2 than eating normal food
and i feel a lot better even
i dont kno its hard 2 explain
<ARCHIMICARUS>
lapis your so sweet <3
you shold and its goodf or you too!
i make all these healing teas and stuff and they smell the best its like a bubble bath for your mouth
...except withoutt he bubbles because bubbles are gross for eating
i think i understand...
i feel kind of the same way when i eat with my feet
like nymohs are supposed to...
even if its scary for other reasons :S